Description
A little wild, a little funny… and definitely relatable.
This “If I Ever Get Rabies, You’re High on My Bitin’ List” tee features a mischievous raccoon throwing up the horns and bringing the attitude. It’s the perfect shirt for anyone who appreciates sarcasm, humor, and a little chaotic energy.
Printed on a soft, comfortable tee that’s easy to style with jeans, shorts, or your favorite flannel, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs and start conversations.
Whether you’re buying it for yourself or gifting it to someone who definitely has a “bitin’ list,” this one is a standout piece.
Features
• Soft unisex fit tee
• High-quality graphic print
• Comfortable for everyday wear
• True to size
• Great conversation starter
Style Tip:
Pair it with distressed denim and sneakers for the perfect casual look.
If you would like this design on a different style of shirt please message us.
All of our items are made with love in our home in the USA.
We are located in Oak Ridge, TN. We ship directly to you.



















